torsdag 24 december 2015

Top 10 Christmas songs

1 Happy Xmas (War Is Over) by John Lennon & Yoko Ono
Nothing is more Christmassy than this anthem.
 2 Fairytale of New York by The Pogues
Very nearly the greatest Christmas song ever, despite its anti-Christmassy lyrics.
3 Merry Christmas Everybody by Slade
A Christmas punk classic!
4 Santa Baby by Eartha Kitt
This number is so cool and sexy and very Christmassy.
5 Let It Snow by Dean Martin
The best performance of one of the best Christmas classics.

6 Thank God It's Christmas by Queen
Freddie Mercury's voice and the sleigh bells give this little track a real special holiday feel.
7 Must Be Santa by Bob Dylan
The song and the music video is the closest thing to a proper crazy Christmas party a rock star has ever produced.



8 Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth  
by David Bowie & Bing Crosby
This meeting of great singers is slightly awkward but it works.

9 When You Wish Upon a Star
From Disney's "Pinocchio". Technically speaking, not a Christmas song, but it feels very Christmassy, maybe because it's on TV every Christmas.

10 Christmas in Heaven by Monty Python
From "Monty Python's The Meaning of Life," definitely the goofiest, weirdest Christmas song out there. 
 

söndag 30 augusti 2015

Top 10 rockumentaries


1 The Beatles Anthology

Although The Beatles Anthology is technically speaking an eight-part series made for television, it still deserves to take the number one spot on this list because it is nevertheless the definition of a great rockumentary. Not that many rock bands could merit, let alone fill, some ten hours of viewing time with interviews, archive material and audio excerpts like The Beatles and have every minute of it be so thoroughly entertaining.










2 The Filth and the Fury

The story of The Sex Pistols, directed by Julien Temple, who had previously worked with the band on the 1980 mockumentary art film The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle, this rockumentary was a real game-changer when it came in 2000. It set the tone for the genre and influenced many films to come, in the way its interview subjects' faces are not shown on camera, the way it utilizes contemporary music and footage to flesh out the subject matter, the editing style and pace. It is of course also a great story about the chaotic rise and fall of a rock band. No matter how many times I see it, it's still as hilarious and moving as the first time.










3 THE FUTURE IS UNWRITTEn

An excellent companion piece to the previous entry on this list, director Julien Temple pieces together the life and career of the "punk rock warlord" Joe Strummer with unique archive material, footage and interviews around the campfire, thus creating the most comprehensive documentation of the late 1970's punk era. But The Future Is Unwritten is much more than that, it is also the bittersweet story of an eclectic and freewheeling rock star who may have had a middle class background and gone to boarding school but was still a pure punk rock hero in his vagabond soul.










4 Crossfire Hurricane

There have been many Rolling Stones movies over the years, from the weird Sympathy for the Devil, to the legendary concert film Gimme Shelter, to the abysmally boring Shine a Light. The best is Brett Morgan's Crossfire Hurricane from 2012, a rich rockumentary that chronicles the best part of the band's long career, the first twenty years, told by the band themselves and full of excellent archive material.








5 No Direction Home


This is an intimate portrayal of a very private rock star, conducted by Martin Scorsese, who perfectly balances interview and archive material with concert footage, and also infusing the rockumentary with his narrative skill, making No Direction Home both extremely informative and infinitely entertaining. And it's not just a revealing look at the life and career of Bob Dylan, but also the definite film on the New York folk rock scene of the early 1960's.











6 ANVIL! The Story of Anvil

Anvil is a great Canadian heavy metal band that has cult status but never really experienced any mainstream success, until the release of this rockumentary in 2008. After brief success in the early 1980's, Anvil faded into obscurity. Here, their old roadie Sacha Gervasi documents their situation today, consisting of a disastrous European tour and their attempt to record a new album. Anvil! is probably the humblest rockumentary ever made, and it's the charm of the two band members Lips and Robb Reiner that makes the film so engaging.








7 WHEN YOU'RE STRANGE

Tom DiCillo's rockumentary from 2009 chronicles the Doors' rise and fall, a phenomenon that in many ways perfectly mirrors the rise and fall of the hippie movement in the late 1960's. Its focus is of course the enigmatic leading member Jim Morrison, the rock 'n' roll shaman who died at the age of 27 in Paris, where he lived in voluntary exile after being arrested on charges of obscenity. Uniquely, When You're Strange doesn't feature a single interview, just Johnny Depp's laconic voice narrating the band's story.






8 Living in the Material World

Legendary filmmaker Martin Scorsese brings his experience with music-oriented films to this intimate portrayal of another legend, George Harrison, one of rock history's darkest horses. This beautiful rockumentary surprisingly manages to be revealing and informative despite the fact that its subject and all of the Beatles have been so intensely scrutinized over the years.









9 Lambert & Stamp

Directed by James D. Cooper and released in 2015, Lambert & Stamp is an incredibly interesting look at, not The Who, but rather the men behind the band, Kit Lambert and Chris Stamp. The eccentric duo, one a closet homosexual aristocrat, the other a working class rebel, were aspiring filmmakers that stumbled upon one of the most legendary rock bands ever by accident and ended up managing them for most of their existence. Lambert & Stamp is not just a great portrayal of rock stars and music management but of rock history as well, particularly the mods generation.







10 The Decline of Western Civilization 
Part II : The Metal Years

This, the second part in Penelope Spheeris' amazing trilogy The Decline of Western Civilization, is my favorite. Here, she takes a look at the decadent L.A. sleaze metal scene of the 1980's. The music may be considered one of the low points in rock history, and though hair metal is vain and a bit dumb, this rockumentary is hands down a masterpiece, not only because of the filmmaker's visual style but because it features interviews with people other than rock stars, namely the fans.

fredag 28 augusti 2015

Top 10 Seinfeld episodes

1 THE SOUP NAZI
Season 7 Episode 6
Originally aired November 2, 1995
A strict soup stand owner has all his customers terrified.







2 THE CONTEST
Season 4 Episode 11
Originally aired November 18, 1992
George, Jerry, Elaine and Kramer enter into a contest to determine who can go for the longest period of time without masturbating.






3 THE DINNER PARTY
Season 5 Episode 13
Originally aired February 3, 1994
Jerry, George, Elaine and Kramer are invited to a dinner party, but they all encounter problems along the way.









4 THE PARKING GARAGE
Season 3 Episode 6
Originally aired October 30, 1991
The gang get lost in a multi-level parking garage of a shopping mall in search of Kramer's car, and Jerry has to go to the bathroom badly.







5 THE PUERTO RICAN DAY
Season 9 Episode 20
Originally aired May 7, 1998
On their way from a New York Mets game, the gang get stuck in a traffic jam caused by the Puerto Rican day parade.









6 THE PACKAGE
Season 8 Episode 5 
Originally aired October 17, 1996
George finds out that the woman at a photo store is looking at his pictures and enlists Kramer's help in taking some seductive photos in order to impress her.








7 THE FROGGER
Season 9 Episode 18
Originally aired April 23, 1998
When their childhood pizzeria goes out of business, George becomes obsessed with trying to save his high score on the Frogger machine.







8 THE WIG MASTER
Season 7 Episode 19
Originally aired April 4, 1996
George discovers why the parking lot is so cheap when he finds a used condom in his car.









9 THE ABSTINENCE
Season 8 Episode 9
Originally aired November 21, 1996
George's girlfriend has mononucleosis and the lack of sex sharpens his mind and makes him smarter while Elaine uses the same method of abstinence to help her boyfriend study to get his licence and becomes stupid in the process.







10 THE LIBRARY
Season 3 Episode 5
Originally aired October 16, 1991
Jerry finds out he is being fined for an unreturned library book from 1971, and gets the library detective on his back.

torsdag 27 augusti 2015

Top 10 Workaholics episodes


1 Piss & Shit
Season 1 Episode 1
Originally aired April 6, 2011
Adam, Ders and Blake have to figure out how to pass a random drug test at work.






2 Beer Heist
Season 4 Episode 8
Originally aired March 12, 2014
The boys will go to any length to impress a group of college girls and end up breaking into a brewery.







3 In Line
Season 3 Episode 19
Originally aired March 13, 2013
Blake wants to get a new video game and asks Adam to get in line for him at midnight. But Adam winds up in a line for clean needles.





 
4 Gramps DeMamp Is Dead
Season 5 Episode 7
Originally aired February 25, 2015
Gramps DeMamp's funeral goes bananas when Adam and his father crash it.






   
5 A TelAmerican Horror Story
Season 3 Episode 12
Originally aired January 23, 2013
Adam has been up all night after a horror movie marathon, and things get spooky when the boys discover a former employee may be haunting the office.




 
6 Man Up
Season 2 Episode 9
Originally aired November 15, 2011
After Jillian saves them from being beaten up in a bar fight, the boys try to 'man up' by going on a hunting trip.





   
7 Temp-Tress
Season 2 Episode 3
Originally aired October 4, 2011
The boys try to make 20 sales in order to win a big fridge with a built-in TV for the hot new temp girl.





 
8 Peyote It Forward
Season 5 Episode 12
Originally aired April 1, 2015
The boys take peyote and find themselves having to babysit.







9 Straight Up Juggahos
Season 1 Episode 7
Originally aired May 18, 2011
The boys try to stop Jillian from attending a work function, so they set her up on a blind date, which turns out to take place at an Insane Clown Posse concert. 








 
10 Orgazmo Birth
Season 4 Episode 1
Originally aired January 22, 2014
The boys prepare for an electronic music festival by stocking up on Molly, but they cannot get their ticket without Montez, whose wife Colleen is having a baby.

onsdag 26 augusti 2015

Top 10 X-Files episodes


1 The Host
Season 2 Episode 2
Originally aired September 23, 1994
Mulder hunts down a worm-like humanoid creature that is going on a murder spree in the New Jersey sewage systems.









2 Darkness Falls
Season 1 Episode 20
Originally aired April 15, 1994
While investigating the disappearance of a team of loggers in the Washington forest, Mulder and Scully find themselves under attack by a swarm of ancient insects that only come out at night. 








3 Agua Mala
Season 6 Episode 13
Originally aired February 21, 1999
As a hurricane approaches Florida, Mulder and Scully become trapped in an apartment building where there is something lurking in the water. 






4 Drive
Season 6 Episode 2
Originally aired November 15, 1998
While on a routine assignment, Mulder is taken hostage in his car by a seemingly deranged man with a gun who claims that he will die if he slows down. Written by Vince Gilligan and guest starring Bryan Cranston.





5 Home
Season 4 Episode 2
Originally aired October 11, 1996
The discovery of the deformed body of an infant in a small town leads Mulder and Scully on a trail to a family of inbred mutants.







 6 Detour
Season 5 Episode 4
Originally aired November 23, 1997
On their way to a conference, Mulder and Scully stop at a roadblock and join a nearby investigation of attacks by an unidentified predator in the woods.





7 Død Calm
Season 2 Episode 19
Originally aired March 10, 1995
Mulder and Scully travel to Norway to investigate a U.S. Navy ship where the sailors all appear to be the victims of unnaturally rapid aging.







8 Quagmire
Season 3 Episode 22
Originally aired May 3, 1996
Mulder and Scully are called in to investigate a series of mysterious deaths near a lake in a small town, where the locals believe in a killer sea serpent called Big Blue.








9 Arcadia 
Season 6 Episode 15
Originally aired March 7, 1999
Mulder and Scully go undercover as a married couple in order to investigate the disappearance of several residents in an idyllic planned community.






10 X-Cops
Season 7 Episode 12
Originally aired February 20, 2000
Mulder and Scully are captured by the Fox reality television program Cops during an X-files investigation.

måndag 24 augusti 2015

Top 10 Doctor Who episodes


1 BLINK
Season 3 Episode 10
Originally aired 9 June 2007
Sally Sparrow comes to regret breaking into an old, abandoned house. There the Weeping Angels wait. As people begin to disappear, Sally intercepts cryptic messages from a mysterious stranger knows as the Doctor, who's trapped in the year 1969. But can she make sense of them before the Angels claim their prize? 

2 MIDNIGHT
Season 4 Episode 10
Originally aired 14 June 2008
The Doctor jumps at the chance to take a journey across the planet Midnight to see a breathtaking waterfall. As the journey gets under way, a sinister knocking on the wall of the shuttle bus triggers a shocking series of events - and the terrified passengers' paranoia soon sparks a witch-hunt.  


3 THE EMPTY CHILD (Part 1) 
   THE DOCTOR DANCES (Part 2)
Season 1 Episode 9/10
Originally aired 21 May/28 May 2005
London, 1941, at the height of the Blitz. A mysterious cylinder is being guarded by the army, while homeless children, living on the bombsites, are terrorised by an unearthly child.




4 VINCENT AND THE DOCTOR
Season 5 Episode 10
Originally aired 5 June 2010
The Doctor and Amy help Vincent van Gogh face a terrifying alien that only the painter can see.








5 THE ELEVENTH HOUR
Season 5 Episode 1
Originally aired 3 April 2010
The Doctor has regenerated into a brand new man, but danger strikes before he can even recover. With the TARDIS wrecked, and the sonic screwdriver destroyed, the new Doctor has just 20 minutes to save the world - and only Amy Pond to help him.  

6 DALEK
Season 1 Episode 6
Originally aired 30 April 2005
Beneath the Salt Plains of Utah, a billionaire collector holds the last relic of an alien race. When the Doctor and Rose investigate, they discover that the Doctor's oldest and deadliest enemy is about to break free.   




7 THE IMPOSSIBLE PLANET (Part 1)
   THE SATAN PIT (Part 2)
Season 2 Episode 8/9
Originally aired 3 June/10 June 2006
The Doctor and Rose find themselves on a planet in the orbit of a black hole, where something ancient begins to awake.





8 IN THE FOREST OF THE NIGHT
Season 8 Episode 10
Originally aired 25 October 2014
One morning in London, and every city and town in the world, the human race wakes up to the most surprising invasion yet: the trees have moved back in. Everywhere in the world, a forest has grown and they are taking back the Earth.



9 THE IMPOSSIBLE ASTRONAUT (Part 1)
   DAY OF THE MOON (Part 2)
Season 6 Episode 1/2
Originally aired 23 April/30 April 2011

Amy Pond, Rory Williams, River Song and the 11th incarnation of the Doctor receive a mysterious summons that takes them on an adventure to 21st century Utah and Florida in 1969. Along the way they meet Richard Nixon and a terrifying alien species known only as the Silence.

10 DEEP BREATH
Season 8 Episode 1
Originally aired 23 August 2014 
When the newly-regenerated Doctor arrives in Victorian London he finds a T. Rex rampant in the Thames and a spate of deadly spontaneous combustions.