Top 10 films of 2013

1. GRAVITY

Spectacular science-fiction which  in spite of its many inaccuracies and contrivances tops this list as the greatest movie experience of 2013. Director Alfonso Cuarón had already shown with his previous master work ''Children of Men'' that he could create suspense and intensity in a way that few can, and with ''Gravity'' he has found the perfect scenario for wracking our nerves. It has been compared to Kubrick's classic ''2001: A Space Odyssey" but it is far more entertaining than that, much thanks to Steven Price's music, father and son Cuarón's script and Sandra Bullock's utterly convincing performance.

2. EVIL DEAD

As a massive fan of Sam Raimi's original ''Evil Dead,'' this was of course the event of the year for me. Personally, I had no expectations going in, and it did not disappoint. One could make a list consisting of just the many references to the old movies, which goes to show that the film was made as much for old fans as new. Both a sequel, remake and a reboot, director Fede Alvarez delivered and with excellent gore, performances and story we not only got a worthy new rendition of the iconic horror movie but a great new version to boot. It is also the first time in a ''cabin in the woods'' movie where there is a legitimate reason for the characters to remain in the scary setting despite some horrible shit going down.

3. UNDER THE SKIN

It's not just about Scarlett Johanssen in this one, although she is the main attraction. It's also about the sound, the music, the cinematography, the atmosphere. Jonathan Glazer's ''Under the Skin'' is one of the most artistic and remarkable films to grace our screens in the past decade. The story of an alien trying to survive on Earth by devouring men while driving around Scotland in a van, is based on a novel by Michel Faber (which must be an amazing read, considering what an amazing film it is). Apparently it took over a decade to make the film, and I'm so happy that it ended up as weird and esoteric as it did. Falls into the cateogry of either you hate it or you love it, which in my book is a good classification to fall into.

4. THE DOUBLE

British auteur Richard Ayoade did not particularly wow me with his debut film ''Submarine,'' so I wasn't exactly expecting greatness with his sophomore effort ''The Double,'' but happily I got a stunning cinematic experience which makes me put the man on the map, so to speak. Loosely based on Fyodor Dostoyevsky's short story, Jesse Eisenberg (in a truly impressive performance) plays a man in a very Terry Gilliamesque milieu who comes across a doppelganger, a physically identical individual, who is basically his superior in all intents and purposes. What the makers of the film have managed to achieve when it comes to sound, look and atmosphere is remarkable, a perfect gem in my eyes and a viewing experience that is pretty much unparalleled.

5. OBLIVION

Based on a graphic novel (which shows), Joseph Kosinki's dystopia was everything that similar movies of the year failed to be (I'm thinking here of Neill Blomkamp's ''Elysium'' in

particular), much thanks to wonderful artistry and M83's magnificent soundtrack. Tom Cruise carries the movie as a man working on Earth when the rest of humanity has left and the planet is basically a source for energy. It's really beautiful, entertaining and quite rewarding, but frankly if you have a short attention span it might not be for you.

  

6. MAN OF STEEL

As a fan of Zack Snyder's work, I found this Superman-reboot to deliver on all fronts, particularly after the immensely uninteresting previous effort in 2006; it had a perfect leading man in Henry Cavill, a worthy heir of Christopher Reeve's mantle, spectacular special effects and an engaging plot. It may just have been a clever introduction to the upcoming Superman vs. Batman franchise, but it sure got me going, thanks to kickass action scenes and the whole epic-ness of it.

7. AS I LAY DYING

James Franco's adaptation of William Faulkner's novel may come across as boring and slightly incomprehensible to viewers unfamiliar with said author's work, but for someone who has read the book, this is a brilliant film. Great acting, beautiful cinematography and a great script of course, since it's basically a word-for-word filming of Faulkner's gut-wrenching text. Keeping Franco's other film of the same year in mind, ''Child of God,'' this is a man who, despite his celebrity persona and oftentimes ridiculous acting choices, can be relied on to deliver spellbinding art movies and solid readings of great drama (his ''Of Mice and Men'' on Broadway was also praised).

8. TRACKS

Australian actress Mia Wasikowska had a great year in 2013, co-starring in aforementioned ''The Double,'' Jim Jarmusch's vampire indie flick ''Only Lovers Left Alive,'' and Park-Chan Wook's (director of ''Old Boy'') ''Stoker.'' Lately we've been seeing great dramas of strong women in tough situations, like this true story of Robyn Davidson's trek across the Australian outback in the 1970's on camelback. The story is spellbinding in and of itself, but it's made even more so by its beauty and awe, plus Wasikowska's performance, an actress who has had a very interesting career up to now and someone I will be following with great keenness. 

9. PACIFIC RIM

It's a shame that we never got to see Guillermo del Toro's version of ''The Hobbit,'' because if I know that man, it would've been far superior to Peter Jackson's finished trilogy. However, we did get this tribute to Japanese entertainment, a kaiju/mecha extravaganza. Kaiju of course is the Japanese term for monster movies (think, ''Godzilla'') and mecha, for those of you unfamiliar with manga and anime, is about robots and machines. Here, enormous dinosaur-like havoc-wreakers from another dimension invade our world and it's up to humanity in huge robots to save the day. Genius filmmaker Guillermo del Toro knows how to deliver a perfect matinée feature and despite its criticisms, there isn't a boring moment in the whole film. 

10. BIG BAD WOLVES

Isareli filmmakers Aharon Keshales and Navot Papushado's thriller ''Big Bad Wolves'' got a lot of attention stateside thanks to Quentin Tarantino, who announced it as the movie of the year. He wasn't wrong. ''Big Bad Wolves'' has the balls to be everything that ''Prisoners'' wanted to be but wasn't. It's dark, it's cringe-worthy, it's horrible, and it's also funny and moving, in its somewhat askew and often tongue-in-cheek portrayal of a few individuals' attempt to have their revenge on a supposed child molester and killer. On a side note, the directors' previous film, ''Rabies,'' from 2010 is also worth a watch.

Honourable mentions: Spring Breakers, Her, The Place Beyond the Pines, The World's End, Inside Llewyn Davies, The Croods, Frances Ha, World War Z, Blue Is the Warmest Colour, Only Lovers Left Alive.

Top 10 J-Horror movies

1. Ring (Ringu)

It's fitting to start with the movie that gave rise to the epithet J-Horror. Ring was a huge success back in 1998 and has spawned numerous imitations, sequels and remakes. Japanese ghost stories are nothing new, they were in fact particularly popular in the 1960's, but Ring revitalized the genre and made it into a trend that lasted for roughly twelve years. Whereas American horror movies tend to rely on jump scares and gore, J-horror favours suspense and silence. Ring is based on the first in a series of novels, all of which were later filmed (although only Hideo Nakata's adaptation is worth your time, imo). The vengeful ghost of Sadako kills anyone who watches her videotape and it's up to reporter and single mother Reiko, along with her psychic ex-husband Ryuji (played by internationally renowned Hiroyuki Sanada) to solve the mystery and break the curse. Watching it again after many years, I find that the creepiest thing about the movie is the videotape itself, and what they've accomplished with the music and the sound effects is amazing. 

2. Ju-On: The Grudge

Takashi Shimizu's classic Ju-On: The Grudge from 2002 was actually the third film in the Ju-On series but the first to be released theatrically and internationally. One of the most unforgettable ghost films ever made. Watching it again after more than a decade, I'm in awe at how scary the film (still) is even though it basically doesn't feature anything but a woman and a boy with whitened faces. Of course, the look of the ghosts in J-horror - the white make-up, white burial kimonos and long, unkempt hair - ultimately derives from traditional Japanese kabuki theatre. Ju-On: The Grudge, for those of you who don't know, tells of a curse that befalls anyone who comes into contact with the house where a woman and her son were brutally murdered; an all-consuming curse that so far has eight cinematic reincarnations to its name. Unlike the Ring films, the Ju-On films are all enjoyable on some level. I particularly love the non-linear narrative, it's very suitable.

3. Pulse (Kairo)

Kiyoshi Kurosawa's cult classic from 2001 is definitely one of the best films on this list, although not necessarily the scariest. True, you're probably not going to jump out of your seat with fright, but it very well might stay with you for a very long time, it is very haunting. It's also very beautiful and poetic. It has often been called depressing, which is not surprising considering the film's central themes are loneliness and suicide. In this story, which incidentally is based on a novel, ghosts start to invade the world of the living through computer technology, because death equals ''eternal loneliness,'' and eventually bring about the apocalypse. If nothing else, you will find that there is something deeply unsettling about hearing a disembodied voice whisper ''help me'' over and over again.

     

4. The Curse (Noroi)

This somewhat obscure J-horror masterpiece by Kôji Shiraishi from 2005 is a mockumentary that, in the vein of The Blair Witch Project, is made to look like the compiled found footage of a documentary filmmaker's last paranormal investigation before his disappearance. Japanese demonology and mythology is the very vibrant backbone of this movie. The Curse skillfully builds tension over almost two hours and is so realistically made that it makes for a riveting viewing experience despite its lack of ghosts or monsters. Also reminiscent in style and content of Adam Green's excellent Digging up the Marrow from 2014.
 

5. Premonition (Yogen)

After the success of Ring came a set of J-horror movies that were distributed internationally under the banner of 'J-horror theater' (which also included Infection, the last selection on this list). Premonition, directed by Tsuruta Norio in 2004, is based on a manga and tells the story of a man who is cursed with psychic visions after the death of his child. I love that it also tells the story of a husband and wife who find their way back to each other, and ultimately salvation, after said tragedy. This is a mystery thriller with some great acting and a couple of really good scares.     

6. Dark Water

Japanese filmmakers and storytellers know that all horror is rooted in tragedy, as Hideo Nakata's Dark Water from 2002 demonstrates very well. There seems to be a rule that a good J-horror movie always gets a slightly worse American remake, and this is no exception (the exception, in case you're wondering, is Takashi Miike's One Missed Called, where both the original Japanese and the American version were awful). The plot is simple. Mother and daughter move into a creepy and seemingly empty tower block after a brutal divorce, where they are summarily haunted by the ghost of a drowned girl who appears through the eponymous murky water of the film's title. In American ghost stories, the ghosts are usually seeking justice for what was done to them but in J-horror, the ghosts are out for revenge and don't care against who. Sometimes, these ghosts are just angry and confused. Other times, they're just lonely.

         
7. Carved

From the man behind The Curse (Noroi) (see above) comes this 2007 J-horror movie, one of several that is based on an actual Japanese urban legend. The legend being that of a tall woman in a trench coat and a surgical mask that approaches children and asks them if they think she's pretty. If they say yes, she removes her mask to reveal a mouth that is slit open from ear to ear, followed by another line of questioning and a swift death. Surgical masks are apparently a common sight in Japan, where they're often worn in case of sickness, so for Japanese viewers it must be a disturbing thought to consider what horrors may lie behind such a mask. Carved is more of a slasher than a ghost story, but it has the intelligence to realize that imperiled children is a key ingredient to a good and effective horror movie. It also features a touching side story of child abuse and an ending that I found to be insidiously defiant.  

 
8. Apartment 1303

Ataru Oikawa's Apartment 1303 from 2007 may not be the most original or distinguished J-horror movie on this list, but it deserves a mention because it is nevertheless very effective. You've seen the plot before; young woman moves into a haunted apartment where her sister, and all other previous female tenants, committed suicide after encountering something sinister. A trademark of J-horror is the long black hair of the malicious spirits, and in Apartment 1303 it is cleverly used as a weapon. Even though the film has some shoddy acting and dialogue, there are several terrifying moments in it, which just goes to show that J-horror filmmakers can make really scary films seemingly without even trying.

   

9. Audition

Although I personally consider Takashi Miike's modern classic Audition from 2001 to fall into the category of ''torture porn,'' it is difficult to compile great J-horror movies without including it. If you've somehow managed to miss this, it tells the story of a widower who starts to hold auditions for a fake TV show in an attempt to find a date. Being a horror movie, this naturally backfires quite horribly. Ignoring the debate about whether the film is misogynistic or in fact a feminist revenge fantasy, I like to stick to the facts, which are that it is a masterpiece in filmmaking with terrific acting, writing and directing (one of hit-and-miss auteur Miike's most sure-fire hits). Starts out as a rather cheesy romcom before it's suddenly turned on its head, its leering snaggletoothed nightmarish head.

      
10. Infection (Kansen)

If there isn't, there should be an official subgenre of horror movies just called ''hospital horror,'' and Masayuki Ochiai's 2004 Infection is one of the best I've seen in that area. The script is great, although you could argue that it isn't very scary, but I guarantee that it's thoroughly enjoyable. Stylistically reminiscent of old 1950's sci-fi horror movies, and in some respects The Shining, it tells the story of an understaffed, drab and run-down hospital where a strange infection spreads that makes the staff hallucinate and dissolve in a puddle of green goo. If you can come across this little gem, don't skip it - give it a try and if you're like me you'll be highly entertained!

Top 10 superheroes

1. Spiderman

Real name Peter Parker. Created by Stan Lee and Steve Ditko for Marvel Comics in 1962. "Spidey" is my favourite superhero because his superpowers are a lot of fun and underneath the mask he is a shy and nerdy teenager, and thus the most relatable of all superheroes.   





2. Batman

Real name Bruce Wayne. Created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger in 1939 for DC Comics. Although technically speaking not a superhero (if you define superheroes by their superpowers), more of a masked vigilante or crimefighter, but you can't have a list of great superheroes without the Bat Man, the Caped Crusader, the Dark Knight. Love the look, the mythology, the movies.












3. Superman

Real name Kal-El. Alias Clark Kent. Created by Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster in the 1930's and published by DC Comics. If you need to know why I think Superman is such a great character, check out David Carradine's monologue at the end of "Kill Bill: Volume 2." Many consider Superman to be the blueprint for superheroes as we know them today. I do not disagree.




4. Silver Surfer

Real name Norrid Radd. Created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby in 1966. He's an alien with a humanoid silver body that rides around on a surfboard in space, what's not to like? He should get a decent film series of his own, he's that cool.














5. Wonder Woman

Real name Princess Diana of Themyscira. Alias Diana Prince. Created by William Moulton Marston, a psychologist, for DC Comics in 1941 (during the Golden Age of superheroes). One of few superheroines with enough prowess to equal Superman himself, she's got a ton of cool gear and is about as iconic as they come. We're all very excited to see what she'll be like in the upcoming Justice League film Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice.










6. Deadpool

Real name Wade Winston Wilson. Created by Fabian Nicieza and Rob Liefeld for Marvel Comics in 1991. A good superhero should verge on antihero, like Deadpool. Although he's a villain originally, he's proven popular enough to merit a film of his own (to be released in 2016). I like Deadpool because his costume is great, he's armed with samurai swords and has supernatural healing abilities. He's also a bit of a wacko.











7. Wolverine 

Real name James Howlett. Alias Logan. Created by Len Wein and John Romita Sr for Marvel Comics in 1974. Although Wolverine's original costume was pretty cool, what they did with the character in the X-Men movies really cemented him as one of the great iconic superheroes. Like Deadpool, Wolverine has regenerative powers, but it's those adamantium claws that makes him awesome.












8. He-Man

True identity Prince Adam of Eternia. Created by Mattel in the 1980's. He-Man may not be your typical comic book superhero, and not a character a lot of superhero fans would even consider one of the ten greatest, but He-Man was a huge part of my childhood and as such inevitably one of my top choices. That he was created by a toy company to sell merchandise is quite obvious when you have Battle Cat, Skeletor and Castle Greyskull, amongst other things. But the most important quality for a great superhero is that they're iconic, and there's no denying He-Man certainly is that at least.





9. The Hulk

Real name Bruce Banner. Created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby in 1962 for Marvel Comics. The Hulk is a character that manages to have the symbolic depth of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde while at the same time being a kick-ass action movie monster. I think the Hulk is more of an antihero than Deadpool and Wolverine, yet he is mostly classified as just a superhero. Embodies the subtext of all science fiction, that scientific knowledge is powerful and dangerous.

10.  The Phantom

Alias Kit Walker. Created by Lee Falk in 1936. Like Batman, the Phantom is not technically a superhero, but I consider him the prototype or the grandaddy of the whole superhero genre. The Phantom was the first comic book character that wore a skintight costume and a mask without visible pupils to fight crime. He has a great backstory that includes passing on the mantle of the Phantom from father to son, making people believe he's immortal. The Phantom lives in a cave in Africa called Skull Cave with his wolf Devil and horse Hero. You can't get more iconic than this guy! 

Top 10 films of 2014

1   Godzilla

After the disastrous 1998 remake, I was very excited to see how Gareth Edward's version would be, specially since he showed quite a lot of promise back in 2010 with the similarly-themed 'Monsters.' Thankfully, he had the good taste to stay as close to the original movie as possible. It takes an hour or more for the big guy to finally appear, but when he does, it's truly magnificent! I love the way the director has managed to film the monster that captures the sheer enormity of his size. He is often too big to fit the screen! Very thrilled that there are sequels in the making. If they're this good we've got a lot of joy to look forward to for years to come.

2   Interstellar

Christopher Nolan is one of few filmmakers that always delivers very clever, beautiful, spectacular and at the same time emotionally engaging movies, and 'Interstellar' is no exception. One of the few films of 2014 to actually live up to the hype (I'm looking at you, 'Birdman'), what really impressed me was the fact that despite all the talk about 'them,' there were no aliens in this epic science fiction drama. 'Interstellar' is not dystopian. It is utopian, because in the end love transcends all boundaries, even that of time.
 
3   Boyhood

Richard Linklater's film was made over a period of twelve years, a feat in moviemaking that will make 'Boyhood' go down in history as a very important movie. Aside from that it is also a heartfelt and funny coming-of-age drama with a subject matter that at times verges on pedestrian yet always remains exciting.






4   Guardians of the Galaxy

After the disappointment that was 'X-Men: Days of Future Past' and the slight letdown that was 'Captain America: Winter Soldier,' I had almost given up on Marvel movies. But then along comes 'Guardians of the Galaxy,' and not only restores my faith in the Marvel cinematic universe but also turns out to be best of the bunch!





5   The Signal

'The Signal' is an independent film that almost passed by with nowhere near as much attention as it deserves. It starts out as a drama about three friends on a road trip, turns into a sci-fi thriller with alien abductions and secret government labs, veers off every now and then into horror before it transforms into a superhero movie and finally ends on a very surreal and arty note. If that sentence isn't enough of a qualifier, nothing I can say in its defence will do. 



6   How to Train Your Dragon 2

Fans of dragons, vikings and world-class animation will not have missed these two lethally cute and oftentimes hilarious family films. When the Alphas appear halfway in, that's when it hit home that this was going to be 2014's best animated movie experience.





7   300: Rise of an Empire

Unlike the sequel to 'Sin City,' the sequel to '300' was as good as the first film. Eva Green was a welcome addition to the franchise, and a worthy successor to Gerard Butler. Not very popular with critics, then again it's their job to be critical. Our job is to just enjoy, and there is plenty to enjoy here! Although I'm partial; even if '300: Rise of an Empire' were awful I would still love its style.


8   Gone Girl

Maverick filmmaker David Fincher's career had started to wane considerably after 'Zodiac' in 2007, but with 'Gone Girl' he shot back up to highest of forms like a rocket. He has found a pair of equals in Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross (they have produced the music to his last three films), and the story of 'Gone Girl' is complex and powerful. Kudos to Rosamund Pike as well, her performance sort of carries the whole film.



9   Tusk

Warning, this movie definitely will not appeal to all tastes! Kevin Smith is one of my favourite directors, the kind of filmmaker whose lowest points ('Jersey Girl,' 'Mallrats,' 'Cop Out') are nevertheless highly entertaining in their own way. The 'body horror' genre is also a personal favourite, although it's hard to pull off. Smith has just the right amount of wit and grossness to make a film that in anyone else's hands would just be silly, and considering that the story about a podcaster who is kidnapped and surgically turned into a walrus started life as a joke (similar to 'The Human Centipede'), the end result is even more impressive!

10  The Grand Budapest Hotel

Last but not least, what may be the crown of Wes Anderson's career. With 'The Grand Budapest Hotel,' the auteur has managed to find a vehicle that perfectly encapsulates everything he loves. The quirkiness, the details, the humour, the historical backdrop, the cast of characters. It kinda feels like his whole film career has been practice for this.



 
Honourable Mentions: The Babadook, Noah, Maleficent, Edge of Tomorrow, Dawn of the Planet of the Apes, Big Eyes, The Penguins of Madagascar, The Raid 2, Wild, The Homesman.

Top 10 strangest buildings

1. Stone House (Casa de Penedo)

Location: Guimarães, Portugal. Residential house constructed between four huge boulders, which we presume were there already and not a part of the design.










2. Forest Spiral (Waldspirale)

Location: Darmstadt, Germany. Residential building designed by architect Friedensreich Hundertwasser. Interesting details about this building include the fact that there are no two windows that are the same and no sharp corners anywhere.



3. Cubic Houses (Kubus Woningen)

Location: Rotterdam, Netherlands. Designed by Piet Blom in 1984. Popular tourist attraction. Conceptual architecture at its finest, the cubes are supposed to represent a forest of trees. The cubes contain the living areas, which are split into three levels.


4. Crooked House (Krzywy Domek)

Location: Sopot, Poland. Designed by Szotynscy Zaleski, who drew inspiration from fairy tales, in 2003, this irregularly shaped building is part of the Rezydent shopping center. Has become the most photographed building in Poland.



5. Thin House

Location: London, UK. This residential house is only 6 foot deep. Houses in London are famously narrow, but this is ridiculous!













6. Low Impact Woodland House

Location: Wales, UK. This hobbit-like residence was designed by Simon Dale and built for himself and his family as part of a low-impact or permaculture approach to life. This sort of life is about living in harmony with both the natural world and ourselves, doing things simply and using appropriate levels of technology. The fridge is kept cool by air coming underground through foundations, and solar panels were installed for music, lighting, and computing.


7. Nautilus House

Location: Mexico City, Mexico. Another private house, designed by Javier Senosiain to look like a sea shell and inhabited by a family tired of living in a conventional home.









8. Habitat 67

Location: Montreal, Canada. Architecture Moshe Safdie created this residential block in 1964 as part of the 1967 Expo to illustrate the new lifestyle people would live in increasingly crowded cities around the world. It was designed to integrate the variety and diversity of scattered private homes with the economics and density of a modern apartment building. Each house has a private garden.



9. The Church of Hallgrimur (Hallgrímskirkja)

Location: Reykjavik, Iceland. This 244 ft (74.5 m) church looks like it belongs in The Lord of the Rings, or some other fantasy world. A Lutheran church designed by architect Guðjón Samúelsson in 1937. He is said to have designed it to resemble the basalt lava flows of Iceland’s landscape. It took 38 years to build. Construction work began in 1945 and ended in 1986.





10. Poland Heights (Ramot Polin)

Location: Jerusalem, Israel. Zvi Hecker's residential house from the 1970's was designed with emphasis on geometry and modularity. It resembles a chemical structure or a beehive, which is why it has become known as "Honey Bee Hive House".