måndag 24 augusti 2015

Top 10 Supernatural episodes


1 Wendigo
Season 1. Episode 2.
Originally aired Sep. 20, 2005.
Sam and Dean make a stop at Blackwater Ridge and end up helping a young woman and her brother find their other brother, who mysteriously disappeared while on a camping trip in the woods.






2 Playthings
Season 2. Episode 11.
Originally aired Jan. 18, 2007.
Sam and Dean visit Pierpont Inn, a creepy old mansion turned failing hotel, where the owner's little daughter has a rather dangerous imaginary playmate.





3 In the Beginning
Season 4. Episode 3.
Originally aired Oct. 2, 2008.
Dean is sent back in time to 1973 where he meets younger versions of his parents and, for the first time, his grandfather Samuel Winchester, who helps him discover a couple of the Winchester family's secrets.






4 Bad Day at Black Rock
Season 3. Episode 3.
Originally aired Oct. 18, 2007.
Sam and Dean track down a stolen cursed rabbit's foot, which brings great luck to whoever possesses it, until it is lost, whereby the previous owner dies within a week.







5 Mystery Spot
Season 3. Episode 11.
Originally aired Feb. 14, 2008.
Sam is stuck in a time loop and has to re-live the same day over and over again; the day he gets to witness his brother's accidental death, and there is nothing he can do to stop it.





6 Family Remains
Season 4. Episode 11.
Originally aired Jan. 15, 2009.
The Winchesters try to stop a family from moving into a haunted house, but the haunting turns out to be less straight-forward than usual.







7 The Real Ghostbusters
Season 5. Episode 9.
Originally aired Nov. 12, 2009.
Sam and Dean find themselves at a Supernatural fan convention, and have to partake in a fictitious ghost hunt where the ghosts turn out to be much more real than anticipated.





8 The Usual Suspects
Season 2. Episode 7.
Originally aired Nov. 9, 2006.
Dean has been framed for murder, and Sam tries to find the one behind it.









9 Yellow Fever
Season 4. Episode 6.
Originally aired Oct. 23, 2008.
Dean falls prey to a "ghost sickness", a condition which induces fear, paranoia and ultimately a fatal heart attack, and the Winchesters have to solve the case in order to cure him of the sickness.






10 Time Is On My Side
Season 5. Episode 15.
Originally aired May 8, 2008.
The Winchesters encounter the mysterious and very much still alive Doc Benton when they investigate a series of abductions where the victims were reported to have missing body parts after forced surgery.
 

lördag 22 augusti 2015

Top 10 Futurama episodes


1 Amazon Women in the Mood  

Season 3, Episode 1.
Originally aired February 4, 2001.
A double-date for Kif, Amy, Zapp, and Leela ends in disaster when their orbiting restaurant crashes on planet Amazonia. The hulking female inhabitants of the planet take their male captives to the omniscient Femputer, who orders Fry, Zapp, and Kif to death by "snu-snu".



2 Parasites Lost

Season 3, Episode 2.
Originally aired January 21, 2001.
When Fry becomes infested with parasitic worms that make him stronger and smarter, he finally finds the perfect way to profess his feelings to Leela. Meanwhile, the rest of the crew goes on a journey into Fry's body to eradicate the worms.





3 A Big Piece of Garbage 

Season 1, Episode 8.
Originally aired May 11, 1999.
With the use of the "Smell-O-Scope", Professor Farnsworth discovers that an enormous ball of garbage that was launched into space in the year 2000 is now on a collision course back to Earth, and the Planet Express crew are sent into space to destroy it.


4 The Late Philip J. Fry 

Season 6, Episode 7.
Originally aired July 29, 2010.
In his attempts to make it on time to a birthday dinner date with Leela, Fry accidentally gets stuck in a time machine with Professor Farnsworth and Bender that can only travel into the future.






5 Roswell That Ends Well

Season 3, Episode 19.
Originally aired December 9, 2001.
The Planet Express crew accidentally travel back in time to 1947, where they play a central part in the Roswell incident and Fry makes an unpleasant discovery about his own grandpa.






6 Benderama

Season 6, Episode 17.
Originally aired June 23, 2011.
Bender makes two copies of himself to avoid his chores, which in turn make further copies of themselves to avoid their chores, resulting in an innumerable number of smaller copies that end up threatening to consume all matter on Earth.




7 The Day the Earth Stood Stupid

Season 3, Episode 7.
Originally aired February 18, 2001.
Earth is invaded by super-intelligent flying brains who sap the Earth's populace of their intelligence, and it's up to Fry to save humanity as he is the only one who is immune to the aliens' powers.






8 Möbius Dick

Season 6, Episode 15.
Originally aired August 4, 2011.
Planet Express is attacked by a four dimensional killer space whale and Leela becomes obsessed with catching it and completing their delivery.






9 War Is the H-Word

Season 2, Episode 17.
Originally aired November 26, 2000.
Fry and Bender enrol in the army to get a discount at the convenience store and are immediately shipped off to war against a planet of ball-like aliens, while Leela secretly enters the ranks to keep an eye on her friends.







10 The Problem with Popplers

Season 2, Episode 15.
Originally aired May 7, 2000.
The Planet Express crew discover an irresistible food stuff on a distant planet which becomes a hit back on Earth, until it's discovered that the so-called "Popplers" are actually Omicronian babies and their parents are on the way.

fredag 21 augusti 2015

Top 10 South Park episodes

1 Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Season 1, Episode 1.
Originally aired August 13, 1997.
The episode that started it all! Aliens land in South Park and kidnap Kyle's little brother.







2 Roger Ebert Shoud Lay Off the Fatty Foods

Season 2, Episode 11.
Originally aired September 2, 1998.
The boys are strangely drawn to the new planetarium (plane-arium!), and Cartman tries to win the audition for the new "Cheesy Poofs" ad.




3 Medicinal Fried Chicken

Season 14, Episode 3.
Originally aired March 31, 2010.
When a medical marijuana dispensary opens up in South Park, Randy will go to any lengths to get his hands on a prescription card.

 





4 The Wacky Molestation Adventure

Season 4, Episode 16.
Originally aired December 13, 2000.
South Park becomes a post-apocalyptic nightmare after all the town's children accuse their parents of sexual molestation and have them sent away.








5 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

Season 6, Episode 13.
Originally aired November 13, 2002.
The boys go on a mythical quest to return their copy of "The Lord of the Rings" to the video store while Butters watches his first porno.







6 Cartmanland

Season 5, Episode 6.
Originally aired July 25, 2001.
Cartman inherits one million dollars and can finally get rid of the thing he hates the most: lines at the amusement park.







7 Red Hot Catholic Love

Season 6, Episode 8.
Originally aired July 3, 2002.
While priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic church scandal breaks out, the boys discover a new way of eating food.







8 Rainforest Shmainforest

Season 3, Episode 1.
Originally aired April 7, 1999.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.









9 Casa Bonita

Season 7, Episode 11.
Originally aired November 12, 2003.
In order to make sure he gets to join Kyle at Casa Bonita for his birthday, Cartman arranges to have Butters go conveniently "missing".





10 Imaginationland I-III

Season 11, Episodes 10-12.
Originally aired October 17, 24 and 31, 2007.
Cartman is intent on getting his balls sucked by Kyle, as per their written agreement, after he proves the existence of a leprechaun, which leads the boys to a magical land where all fictional characters from history live and where Butters turns out to be the chosen savior in the war between good and evil.

tisdag 18 augusti 2015

Top 10 favourite albums of all time (part 1)



1. Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd













2. Heroes by David Bowie












3. The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails













4. Delirium Cordia by Fantomas













5. Another Green World by Brian Eno













6. Beggar's Banquet by The Rolling Stones



There was a period in their career when everything The Rolling Stones created was pure gold, and it began with Beggar's Banquet in 1968.








7. The White Album by The Beatles













8. Drukqs by Aphex Twin











9. Crystal Castles by Crystal Castles













10. by Justice 


Whatever new direction electronic dance music will take, however tastes and interests will change over time, there is one thing that is certain: French electro duo Justice's debut album will always remain one of the best electro records ever.

måndag 22 juni 2015

Top 10 Rutger Hauer movies

1 Blade Runner
Admittedly, I do not watch Blade Runner for the acting. But where would it be without its colourful villains? Daryl Hannah, Brion James and, in particular, Rutger Hauer. Harrison Ford's turn as the film's hero is numb at best; lacking all the charisma he brought to Han Solo and Indiana Jones. I'm probably not the only one who is a Rutger Hauer fan because of his immortalization of the poetic android Roy Batty. He famously improvised most of the memorable speech at the end.    

2 The Hitcher
Rutger Hauer is menacing from the moment he gets into C. Thomas Howell's car in this top-notch serial killer thriller from 1986, and though his screen presence is minimal it is nevertheless one of his most memorable. He brings the right amount of intensity, intelligence and quirkiness to the role, and makes John Ryder not just a psycho, but more of a force of nature. Fun fact, the film's screenwriter was inspired by The Doors' 'Riders on the Storm.'

3 Ladyhawke
I had this film on VHS as a child, and I watched the shit out of that tape! Back then it was mainly because of my first celebrity crush, Michelle Pfeiffer, but watching it again through the eyes of a Rutger Hauer fan makes it a whole new experience. Made during the fantasy boom of the 1980s (which also brought us such classics as Willow, The Neverending Story, Legend, Labyrinth and The Princess Bride), Ladyhawke is remarkable for being one of Rutger Hauer's few romantic hero leads. Although it's still beautifully shot, the dialogue is unintentionally laughable by today's standards. However, the story is so good in itself one can overlook its many flaws; the story of a couple in medieval Europe who are cursed to never meet in the flesh, as he turns into a wolf by night and she into a hawk by day.

4 Blind Fury
Blind Fury is a good example of how many American action movies from the 1980s tried to be family-oriented, which resulted in a weird mix of silly goofiness and violence. But if you don't mind a little of that, it's a good time. You haven't seen Rutger Hauer act until you've seen him play a blind Vietnam veteran who's so skilled with a samurai sword that he can slice a man's eyebrows off! Seriously though, he handles the acting quite well, along with action scenes, the comedy and the pathos. Full of memorable one liners (like "I'm gonna put that blind man in a wheelchair!" and "That thing's got more holes in it than my Daddy's rubber!") and a host of amicable supporting actors, including Lost's Terry O'Quinn, Blind Fury is a hoot.

5 Nighthawks
Rutger Hauer's American debut was not an auspicious one. He had turned down a role in a much bigger production to play the stylish international terrorist Wulfgar in Nighthawks (a film that began life as French Connection III), which was marred by production difficulties and heavily re-edited (almost an hour of character development ended up getting cut in post to make it more fast-paced). Yet Hauer's sophisticated psycho with an affinity for charming women, and who looks like a cross between Anthony Hopkins and a Bond villain, is the best part of the movie, something that even its star Sylvester Stallone later admitted, despite the two of them allegedly having a strained working relationship to say the least. It remains one of the best bad guys of his career.

6 Wanted Dead or Alive
This forgotten sequel to an old TV show starring Steve McQueen reeks of 1980's action flicks; cheesy blues rock, over-the-top violence, totally politically incorrect villains (including Kiss legend Gene Simmons), goofy one-liners. Wanted Dead or Alive totes Rutger Hauer in a platinum blonde mullet, spouting lines like "I don't like cops, and they don't like me!" If you ever had any doubt that Rutger Hauer once had the potential to be an action movie star on par with pre-asshole era Bruce Willis or pre-insanity era Mel Gibson, here's the proof.

7 Split Second
Rutger Hauer really gets to chew some scenery in this British sci-fi/buddy cop flick from 1992, partly because he has more lines than usual but also because he plays a nutty anxiety-ridden, cigar-munching, rat-killing copper who drinks too much coffee and talks to dogs, as he hunts down a monster on a murder spree in a flooded alternate universe London. Having never heard of Split Second before I did research for this list, I'm really glad I found it because it's quite funny and one I highly recommend.

8 The Blood of Heroes (aka The Salute of the Jugger)
Written and directed by David Peoples (known for his work on Blade Runner, The Unforgiven, 12 Monkeys and Ladyhawke), The Blood of Heroes is a great little film that I wish I had known about 20 years ago when I was starved for Mad Max-like post-apocalyptic entertainment. Rutger Hauer plays Sallow, the aptly named leader of an itinerant group of gladiators called 'Juggers,' who challenge dog-town teams in a game which is sort of American football with weapons, ultimately heading off to play in the big league. The game in the movie seemed like such fun that it became an actual game in real life (google it!). Rutger Hauer certainly has the right appearance and acting style for crazy post-apocalyptic antiheroes. 

9 Hemoglobin (aka Bleeders)
Rutger Hauer is rather dapper as the local doctor on a small island off the coast of Maine that harbours a dark secret in this gothic horror film from 1997. Although the subject matter of inbreeding is seriously outdated (H.P. Lovecraft's original story was first published in 1922), and though the film has been mauled by critics and movie-goers alike, I find it to be entertaining B-movie fair. Rutger Hauer only has a small part, but it's pivotal, and he does get to strap on boots, grab a gun, a torch and save the day!


10 Hobo with a Shotgun
Originally one of the fake trailers in Quentin Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez's Grindhouse project, Hobo with a Shotgun is outrageous, gory and hilarious; a riot from start to finish! Of course, it isn't for all tastes, but then again it's solely aimed at fans of the exploitations genre, and dedicated to bringing its audience exactly what it wants and more, which is why it's so amped up. Rutger Hauer has always been a bit of a campy actor, which I attribute to the fact that he cut his teeth on the early Dutch films of his countryman Paul Verhoeven, so he is perfect for the role as the nameless hobo who gets tired of crime and goes on a vigilante killing spree with a 12-gauge shotgun.