1. Recycling cans and bottles
Anyone can do it. It is literally like finding money on the street. Klondike 2.0.
2. Bank robbery
We don't want to condone crime, but it doesn't exactly affect poor people.
3. Start a meth lab
Walter White did it, and that ended well.
4. Prostitution
It's called the world's oldest profession for a reason.
5. Begging
All you need is a styrofoam cup and a friendly face.
6. Sue someone
Maybe you didn't know there were peanuts in your quorn burger?
7. Inherit
A relative's death is always sad, but it can have a happy ending.
8. Gambling
Sell your house, your car and your dog and put it all on red. (Or black, but we don't recommend it).
9. Become a reality TV star
Get a camera, start documenting your boring life and sell it to a TV network.
10. Gold digging
When panning for gold starts to yield nothing, it's time to tap into that other source: rich old grannies and geezers.
1. Mega Fortune
2. Jack & the Beanstalk
3. Creature From the Black Lagoon
4. Jack Hammer
5. Gonzo's Quest
6. Blood Suckers
7. Twin Spin
8. Starburst
9. Spellcast
10. Fruit Shop
1. Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention 'We're Only In It For the Money' (1968)
2. The Byrds 'Younger Than Yesterday' (1967)
3. Crosby, Stills & Nash 'Crosby, Stills & Nash' (1969)
4. Frank Zappa 'Hot Rats' (1969)
5. Steely Dan 'Pretzel Logic' (1974)
6. Jefferson Airplane 'After Bathing at Baxter's' (1967)
7. The Butterfield Blues Band 'East-West' (1966)
8. Bob Dylan 'Highway 61 Revisited' (1965)
9. The Byrds 'Fifth Dimension' (1966)
10. The Doors 'Strange Days' (1967)
1. Lars Ulrich
Don't get us wrong, we love Metallica, but Ulrich is the type of pretentious heavy metal musician that really gets on our nerves. His personal war on file sharing is ridiculous and he seems to think he is the star of the group. Need more proof of why he is so annoying? Just watch 'Some Kind of Monster.'
2. Alanis Morissette
It's hard to explain, but there is just something about her that annoys us every time we see or hear her.
3. Kanye West
Kanye West is the best example of how utterly insipid hip hop music has become. Famous for being a self-absorbed,
pretentious asshole, there is no end to his ludicrous statements. He is so awed by his own "genius" that he freely compares himself to Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs. Case in point: "I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."
4. Justin Bieber
Granted, Bieber is no more annoying than any random teenage boy, but every time we see him trying to look cool it just makes us want to hurl. Particularly since he became a wigga wannabe bad boy. He is also an endless source of completely idiotic statements, such as when he made the following comment after visiting the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam: "Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber."
5. Bono
Bono can't even open his mouth without coming across as the most pretentious prick ever. His dedication to charity feels forced and insincere, even his public apology for the recent iTunes controversy was stupid.
6. Taylor Swift
Another superstar that is totally bland and shallow. There's only one thing that annoys us more than artists who only ever write songs about their own love life, and that is the incredible hypocrisy displayed by bestselling artists who complain about Spotify and file sharing even though it helps spread their music to millions of fans and does more good to their career than damage it.
7. Santana
Used to be a great guitarist, but for the past 25 years he's basically been doing the same guitar riffs and wearing the same stupid hat in shitty music videos.
8. Mariah Carey
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
'nough said.
9. Susan Boyle
So she's a frumpy old lady who can sing. Big deal! There is something about her entire career that feels more like she's a bearded woman at a freak show than a real artist.
10. Dieter Bohlen from Modern Talking
He built a whole music career in the mid-80's around one hand gesture, one perverted grin and pretending to play the guitar to one song.
1. Coffee
2. Beer
3. Wine
4. Whiskey
5. Virgins' blood
6. Moonshine
7. Coca-Cola
8. Tea
9. Freshly squeezed orange juice
10. Hot chocolate
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