Top 10 most annoying artists

1. Lars Ulrich

Don't get us wrong, we love Metallica, but Ulrich is the type of pretentious heavy metal musician that really gets on our nerves. His personal war on file sharing is ridiculous and he seems to think he is the star of the group. Need more proof of why he is so annoying? Just watch 'Some Kind of Monster.'





2. Alanis Morissette

It's hard to explain, but there is just something about her that annoys us every time we see or hear her. 








3. Kanye West

Kanye West is the best example of how utterly insipid hip hop music has become. Famous for being a self-absorbed,
pretentious asshole, there is no end to his ludicrous statements. He is so awed by his own "genius" that he freely compares himself to Picasso, Walt Disney and Steve Jobs. Case in point: "I am God's vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live."






4. Justin Bieber

Granted, Bieber is no more annoying than any random teenage boy, but every time we see him trying to look cool it just makes us want to hurl. Particularly since he became a wigga wannabe bad boy. He is also an endless source of completely idiotic statements, such as when he made the following comment after visiting the Anne Frank House in Amsterdam: "Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber."








5. Bono

Bono can't even open his mouth without coming across as the most pretentious prick ever. His dedication to charity feels forced and insincere, even his public apology for the recent iTunes controversy was stupid.










6. Taylor Swift

Another superstar that is totally bland and shallow. There's only one thing that annoys us more than artists who only ever write songs about their own love life, and that is the incredible hypocrisy displayed by bestselling artists who complain about Spotify and file sharing even though it helps spread their music to millions of fans and does more good to their career than damage it.








7. Santana

Used to be a great guitarist, but for the past 25 years he's basically been doing the same guitar riffs and wearing the same stupid hat in shitty music videos.









8. Mariah Carey

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff." 
'nough said.








9. Susan Boyle

So she's a frumpy old lady who can sing. Big deal! There is something about her entire career that feels more like she's a bearded woman at a freak show than a real artist.









10. Dieter Bohlen from Modern Talking

He built a whole music career in the mid-80's around one hand gesture, one perverted grin and pretending to play the guitar to one song.